If you looked up "Miserable Sod" in the dictionary, you would find a picture of my boss

Honestly, it's beyond being flattering how cranky my boss has been since I resigned.

I am officially getting the silent treatment


I want to smack his sulky face and say "LOOK ALIVE MAN! YOU'LL GET THROUGH IT!"

I mean geez, there's got to be better PA's than me! I would say my refusal to be subservient is probably really holding me back from future career development in the 'field'...("EA?? A promotion!? I thought this day would never come!"




I shouldn't be sarcastic, it's so unbecoming...I'm sure there are some very good, very satisfied and self-actualised Executive Assistants out there, who aren't bored to tears by their enormous To-Do list. As good as I am at the job, it just aint my bag.



So, let me look at it this way






FOUR WEEKS TO GO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!




Eternal Sagittarian Optimism. Aint no man bringin my shit down.

Postscript: Of course, I had to look Miserable Sod up in the dictionary, as I'm not one to make a claim without backing it up*, and sadly, it wasn't there...BUT! it WAS in the thesaurus, which is arguably** even BETTER than the dictionary, being that it has SYNONYMS And there is nothing*** I like better than saying the same thing 14 different ways...and GET THIS, there are 54 entries for Miserable Sod!! Jackpot!!

Now I can guarantee that my emailed outbursts of loathing and sms'd slagfests of disgust will be peppered with proper perspicacity.

Ooh, and alliteration! *sigh*


* exaggeration
** understatement
*** exaggeration